Three Things Women Really Want for Christmas

Guys, listen up.  Here’s what women really want for Christmas.  Christmas seems to be the season of threes, so let’s stick with that theme and point out the three essential M’s:

Maid.  Whether you hire a pro, hire your kid, or whip up a little lover’s coupon on the computer, nothing says, “I love ya, baby” like taking over her “other” job for a while.  There’s a reason Brawny paper towels have a sexy lumberjack as their icon; it’s every woman’s fantasy.  Note to the clueless:  Do not cheap out and assume that a shiny new vaccuum cleaner has the same emotional value.  It’s the fact that someone else doing the work that has real appeal. 

Massage.  I have yet to make a galpal who doesn’t enjoy a massage.  The best massage is away from home in a classy spa with dim lights and soft music.  But even the frugal can recreate the experience at home.  Packaging the DIY version is easy.  Purchase a book on couples massage from Amazon, add a yummy candle and massage oil,  and include a love note offering your services. 

Merlot.  If you prefer white wines, then a moscato works just as well.  Packaging this one is even easier, by pairing the best bottle with your favorite BYOB and a meal she does not have to cook.   

But the best gift would be a three pack.  Consider the appeal of a freshly cleaned house, a massage at her favorite spa, and a bottle of her favorite wine accompanied by a romantic dinner from your special resaurant.  I would be just as happy to receive the DIY version of this gift, too. 

Notice that this gift suggestion is brought to you entirely clutter-free.  Ladies, who wants to shout out about this as the perfect gift trifecta?